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Thursday, March 14, 2013

Worst 10 Films

As was the case with my Top 10 lists, I’ve only included years with enough bad films I’ve seen to add up to a bottom ten, which means that there’s nothing from pre-1970, even though I’ve certainly seen plenty. Have movies simply gotten progressively worse? I’ll leave that up to you.

 
2015

1. The Human Centipede III: Final Sequence
2. Knight of Cups
3. The Gallows
4. Barely Lethal
5. Unfriended
6. The Corpse of Anna Fritz
7. The Night Before
8. Fantastic Four
9. Visions
10. Bloodsucking Bastards
 
2014


1. V/H/S Viral


2. Automata

3. Jimi: All is By My Side

4. The Lego Movie

5. Lucy

6. Sex Tape

7. Finders Keepers

8. The Legend of Hercules

9. Muppets Most Wanted

10. Joy Ride 3


2013 


1. Nymphomaniac Vol. 2

2. InAPPropriate Comedy 

3. 21 & Over

4. Movie 43

5. The Host

6. The Bling Ring

7. Knights of Badassdom

8. Nymphomaniac Vol. 1

9. Beautiful Creatures

10. Stories We Tell


2012


1. Detention


2. Project X
3. Battleship
4. The Hunger Games
5. This Means War
6. The Campaign

7. Celeste and Jesse Forever

8. Rock of Ages
 
9. That's My Boy
 
10. Men in Black III
 


2011

1. Your Highness

2. Paranormal Activity 3

3. Sleeping Beauty

4. Jack & Jill

5. New Year's Eve

6. Abduction

7. The Resident

8. Midnight in Paris

9. War Horse

10. Battle: Los Angeles

 

2010

1. Eat Pray Love

2. Valentine's Day

3. Daylight Fades

4. Mega Piranha

5. Smokin' Aces 2: Assassin's Ball

6. The Karate Kid

7. I'm Still Here

8. Paranormal Activity 2

9. Eclipse

10. Due Date

 

2009

1. Kiss of the Vampire

2. Halloween II

3. Bridge to Nowhere

4. District 9

5. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

6. The Devil's Tomb

7. The Lodger

8. The Men Who Stare at Goats

9. Saw VI

10. The Tomb/Ligeia

 

2008

1. Hide

2. April Fool's Day

3. Hell Ride

4. The Love Guru

5. Twilight

6. Eagle Eye

7. Prom Night

8. Revolutionary Road

9. The Strangers

10. The Broken

 

2007

1. Southland Tales

2. Big Stan

3. Weapons

4. Flight of Fury

5. Saw IV

6. The Hills Have Eyes II

7. The Hitcher

8. Atonement

9. Mother of Tears

10. Sleuth

 

2006

1. Book of Revelations

2. Sheitan

3. Attack Force

4. Fatwa

5. Macbeth

6. Black Christmas

7. The Celestine Prophecy

8. Funny Money

9. Jindabyne

10. Saw III

 

2005

1. Last Days

2. House of 9

3. The Zodiac

4. Boy Eats Girl

5. Happy Endings

6. Man-Thing

7. Urban Legends: Bloody Mary

8. Safety in Numbers

9. Crimson Force

10. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

 

2004

1. Twisted

2. Homeland Security

3. Frankenfish

4. The Village

5. Man on Fire

6. Van Helsing

7. Catwoman

8. Ocean's Twelve

9. Garfield

10. King Arthur

 

2003

1. Out For a Kill

2. The Foreigner

3. The Room

4. 2 Fast 2 Furious

5. Dreamcatcher

6. Mona Lisa Smile

7. House of the Dead

8. Tears of the Sun

9. Bad Boys II

10. Just a Kiss

 

2002

1. Derailed

2. No Such Thing

3. Master of Disguise

4. Hellraiser: Hellseeker

5. The Adventures of Pluto Nash

6. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

7. Sorority Boys

8. Halloween: Resurrection

9. Jason X

10. Men in Black II

 

2001

1. Freddy Got Fingered

2. Zoolander

3. 3000 Miles to Graceland

4. Hannibal

5. Enemy at the Gates

6. Corky Romano

7. Swordfish

8. Ticker

9. The Musketeer

10. The Mexican

 

2000

1. Battlefield Earth

2. Hellraiser: Inferno

3. Lost Souls

4. Down 'n' Dirty

5. Under Suspicion

6. The Monkey's Mask

7. Supernova

8. The Watcher

9. Autumn in New York

10. Gone in 60 Seconds

 

1999

1. Summer of Sam

2. Titus

3. 20 Dates

4. Bad Moon

5. Mickey Blue Eyes

6. The Mummy

7. Eyes Wide Shut

8. Random Hearts

9. Virus

10. 8MM

 

1998

1. Knock Off

2. Meet Joe Black

3. Snake Eyes

4. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

5. The Avengers

6. Very Bad Things

7. A Night at the Roxbury

8. Psycho

9. Hush

10. Hard Rain

 

1997

1. The Pest

2. Absolute Power

3. Susan's Plan

4. Speed 2: Cruise Control

5. Face/Off

6. The Postman

7. Double Team

8. U-Turn

9. Father's Day

10. Most Wanted

 

1996

1. Santa With Muscles

2. Last Man Standing

3. Omega Doom

4. Fargo

5. Bullet

6. The Quest

7. Jack

8. Broken Arrow

9. Kingpin

10. Romeo + Juliet

 

1995

1. Johnny Mnemonic

2. The Quick and the Dead

3. Showgirls

4. Virtuosity

5. Just Cause

6. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

7. Hideaway

8. Jumanji

9. The Scarlet Letter

10. The Mangler

 

1994

1. Baby's Day Out

2. North

3. Natural Born Killers

4. On Deadly Ground

5. Street Fighter

6. Colour of Night

7. A Good Man in Africa

8. Highlander III

9. The Specialist

10. Mixed Nuts/Wagons East!

 

 

1993

1. Deadfall

2. Dollman vs. Demonic Toys

3. Falling Down

4. The Vanishing

5. Boxing Helena

6. Coneheads

7. Mr. Nanny

8. Robin Hood: Men in Tights

9. Hear No Evil

10. Sliver

 

1992

1. Toys

2. Raising Cain

3. Stephen King's Sleepwalkers

4. Captain Ron

5. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!

6. Bad Channels

7. Death Becomes Her

8. City Hunter

9. Prelude to a Kiss

10. The Lawnmower Man/Dr. Giggles

 

1991

1. Nothing But Trouble

2. Abraxas- Guardian of the Universe

3. Zandalee

4. The People Under the Stairs

5. Demonic Toys

6. Dollman

7. The Hitman

8. Suburban Commando

9. Dead Again

10. The Dark Backward/Drop Dead Fred

 

1990

1. Dick Tracy

2. Ghost Dad

3. Graveyard Shift

4. The Rookie

5. Bonfire of the Vanities

6. Loose Cannons

7. Revenge

8. Wild Orchid

9. Mr. Frost

10. Bloodmoon

 

1989

1. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

2. Santa Sangre

3. Weekend at Bernie's

4. Vampire's Kiss

5. DeepStar Six

6. Hellgate

7. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

8. Harlem Nights

9. Red Scorpion

10. Gnaw: Food of the Gods II

 

1988

1. Killer Klowns From Outer Space

2. Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey

3. High Spirits

4. Sunset

5. Bad Dreams

6. Ernest Saves Christmas

7. Iron Eagle II

8. Messenger of Death

9. The Seventh Sign

10. Vibes

 

1987

1. Teen Wolf Too

2. Blood Diner

3. Leonard Part 6

4. Assassination

5. Jaws: The Revenge

6. Sister, Sister

7. Ishtar

8. The Squeeze

9. Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold

10. Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie

 

1986

1. The Class of Nuke 'em High

2. Never Too Young to Die

3. Firewalker

4. Maximum Overdrive

5. Heartbreak Ridge

6. Dogs in Space

7. Cobra

8. 8 Million Ways to Die

9. April Fool's Day

10. Black Moon Rising/Murphy's Law

 

1985

1. A Nightmare on Elm St. 2: Freddy's Revenge

2. Gymkata

3. Invasion USA

4. The Adventures of Hercules

5. Howling II: Stirba, Werewolf Bitch

6. King Solomon's Mines

7. The Protector

8. Hard Rock Zombies

9. Return to Oz

10. The Last Dragon

 

1984

1. Rhinestone

2. Body Double

3. Tightrope

4. Runaway

5. City Heat

6. Children of the Corn

7. The Coolangatta Gold

8. Bolero

9. Crimes of Passion

10. Angel

 

1983

1. The Keep

2. Hercules

3. Halloween III: Season of the Witch

4. Stayin' Alive

5. Eddie and the Cruisers

6. Rumble Fish

7. Valley Girl

8. House of the Long Shadows

9. Porky's II: The Next Day

10. Koyaanisqatsi

 

1982

1. Curse of the Cannibal Confederates

2. Basket Case

3. Silent Rage

4. Death Wish II

5. Inseminoid

6. Nutcracker

7. Querelle

8. Evilspeak

9. The Last Unicorn

10. Superstition

 

1981

1. Turkey Shoot

2. Escape to Victory

3. Endless Love

4. Friday the 13th Part 2

5. Looker

6. Shock Treatment

7. The Boogens

8. Final Exam

9. Eureka

10. Hell Night

 

1980

1. Friday the 13th

2. Bad Timing

3. Can't Stop the Music

4. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

5. Windows

6. Pepi, Luci, Bom (And Other Girls Like Mum)

7. New Year's Evil

8. The Island

9. Times Square

10. Cruising

 

1979

1. The Driller Killer

2. Snapshot

3. The Concorde- Airport '79

4. Beyond the Poseidon Adventure

5. Meteor

6. The Godsend

7. The Lady Vanishes

8. Yanks

9. Roller Boogie

10. More American Graffiti

 

1978

1. Eraserhead

2. Zoltan- Hound of Dracula

3. Patrick

4. The Swarm

5. The Bees

6. The Evil

7. The Lord of the Rings

8. Paradise Alley

9. The Shout

10. Thank God It's Friday

 

1977

1. Equus

2. Exorcist II: The Heretic

3. The Last Remake of Beau Geste

4. Summerfield

5. Orca: The Killer Whale

6. The Choirboys

7. The Domino Principle

8. Saturday Night Fever

9. The Greatest

10. Tomorrow Never Comes

 

1976

1. Silent Movie

2. The Last Tycoon

3. King Kong

4. The Missouri Breaks

5. In the Realm of the Senses

6. Joshua

7. Drum

8. Man Friday

9. Two Minute Warning

10. Car Wash

 

1975

1. The Eiger Sanction

2. Dolemite

3. Picnic at Hanging Rock

4. The Devil Within Her

5. The Fortune

6. Rancho Deluxe

7. The Ghoul

8. Bug

9. The Hindenburg

10. Ten Little Indians

 

1974

1. The Cars That Ate Paris

2. The Night Porter

3. Black Godfather

4. Earthquake

5. S*P*Y*S

6. The Trial of Billy Jack

7. The Front Page

8. Golden Needles

9. The Sugarland Express

10. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

 

1973

1. The Stone Killer

2. Le Grande Bouffe

3. Nightmare Honeymoon

4. Executive Action

5. The House of Seven Corpses

6. Scorpio

7. Wicked, Wicked

8. Badge 373

9. Last Tango in Paris

10. Harry in Your Pocket

 

1971

1. Werewolves on Wheels

2. Macbeth

3. El Topo

4. Octaman

5. Jennifer On My Mind

6. Sinister Invasion

7. Crucible of Horror

8. Billy Jack

9. The Canterbury Tales

10. The Beast in the Cellar

 

1970

1. Myra Breckinridge

2. The Grasshopper

3. Zabriskie Point

4. Satan's Sadists

5. Snake People

6. The Games

7. Bloodsuckers

8. Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came

9. Scream and Scream Again

10. The Hawaiians